So
he left, seventeen months into the century in which he didn't
belong. His timing was always good. Perry Como saw it all from
singing through megaphones to sampling. A lot of history died with
him. He was an unlikely cultural icon, and he'd dismiss the notion
with a shrug. But a cultural icon is what he was. He reflected a
culture back at itself. He was what they wanted to be, the millions
who saw him every week: not just rich and successful, but decent,
family-centered, even-handed, quietly confident, an ideal neighbor.
Perry
Como figured out understatement. How much effort does it take before
it appears effortless? Perry didn't carry it off with quite the
panache of Dean Martin, but neither did he take it to the point
where 'no sweat' became 'no interest.' Perry figured out television,
too. If you came of age between 1948 and 1963, he was in your living
room at least once a week. Intuitively and instinctively, he knew
what it took to work the new medium. Had he tried to be something he
wasn't over those fifteen seasons, he'd have been unmasked as an
imposter. In person, he was a little saltier, a little funnier, a
little sharper, but still very Perry. People felt they knew him
because they invited him into their homes and, to all intents and
purposes, they really did know him.
But Perry Rocks? He would have
been aghast at the notion, and of course he didn't really. Rock,
that is. But he had some very canny A&R men who knew just how far
they could take him before he objected or his audience forsook him.
To his credit, Perry's dumb songs weren't trivializations of R&B
songs whose original versions had passion and integrity. One of the
few R&B songs he recorded, Ko-Ko-Mo, began life stupid. Likewise,
Perry's dumb songs were written as dumb songs, and Perry himself
brought an insouciant self-effacing humor to them as if he was
saying, "Sure they're rubbish, but hey a guy's gotta eat."
Pietro
and Lucia Como arrived in the United States from Italy around 1903.
They settled in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, just southwest of
Pittsburg, across the river from Steubenville, Ohio, where Dean
Martin, another son of first generation Italian immigrants, grew up.
For the Comos, the New World was an almost exact replica of the Old.
Pietro worked at Standard Tin Plate, but he and Lucia continued to
speak Italian, never learning more than a few words of English until
they died. They ate the food and drank the wine of the old country,
attended church, and sang the songs they'd always sung. Women with
less than five children were thought barren; the Comos had thirteen.
Some were born in the old world, some in the new. Pierino, or Perry
as he became known, arrived on May 18, 1912, the seventh son of a
seventh son.
Third
Avenue in Canonsburg is now Perry Como Avenue. Just the idea of it
elicited a wince from Perry.
He didn't like that sort of thing. For the first five years that
Perry ran up and down what would become Perry Como Avenue, he didn't
speak English. He only began picking it up when he went to school.
The mines and the mills where many of the immigrants worked were not
for him: he would be a 'barbiere.' Nick Tosches reckoned that
between one-half and two-thirds of Italian immigrants declared that
they were 'barbiere.' Even the great Caruso had been a barbiere.
Perry started apprenticing when he was twelve, and took over an
established business when he was fourteen with two grown men working
for him. "A haircut was fifty cents; now I pay twenty bucks. Maybe I
got out too soon," he said. Another shrug. Maybe he'd told that joke
too often. Perry had a guitar, and led his own barbershop quartet in
his own barbershop, and played valve trombone in a brass marching
band. On July 4 and Italian saints' days, they would parade around
Canonsburg. "My father walked right alongside me in the crowd," said
Perry. "That's-a-my boy, you know. He loved music."
When
it came to singing, Perry freely admitted to two influences, Russ Columbo and Bing Crosby.
Perry always went out of his way to acknowledge Crosby's influence.
Crosby has been portrayed as unlovable, sour-tempered, and
miserly, but that's not the way Perry remembered him. "He was
supposed to be surly, tough, but he was never that way with me," he
said, "He was gentle. We got along. Played golf, did each other's
shows, but he couldn't take a compliment. One time we did a duet on
television, and I said, 'If it hadn't been for him, folks, I'd still
be cutting hair.' He was embarrassed, almost insulted. Afterward, he
said, 'Perry, don't say that.'"
Around
the time that Crosby became really popular in 1931 and 1932, Perry
was getting up on stage around Canonsburg to sings the hits of the
hour. Then, during a spring vacation in Cleveland in 1933, he went
to see a local bandleader, Freddie Carlone, and auditioned. Carlone
offered him a job, but Perry's barber shop was a thriving business
netting him around $40 a week, and he needed some prodding from his
father to go with Carlone who was only offering $28. He met the band
at a park in Meadville, Pennsylvania. His girlfriend, Roselle
Belline, came up there with him. Neither could face their parents if
they weren't married so they went to see a justice of the
peace in Meadville on July 31, 1933, just a few days after Perry
officially changed profession. For years, he kept up his membership
in the Barbers Guild. Just in case.
Carlone
led what was known as a territory band. It had thirteen pieces and
they toured up and down the Ohio valley, and did a little radio but
never recorded. When they weren't working, Carlone's brother would take Perry to a club
in Cleveland where he would sing for his tips. "Some guy would
ask to hear 'Melancholy Baby,' I'd sing it, he'd put a buck into a
jar," said Perry. "I did better with that than I did with the band."
It was around this time that amplification became commonplace. Prior
to that, singers would use megaphones. Perry had a megaphone with
stardust painted on it. Now he was confronted with the new
technology, but was slow to embrace it. "Freddie would say, 'Sing in
the goddamn thing!'" he remembered, "and I'd say, 'No, I want to
sing with the megaphone,' so in the end I sang through the megaphone
into the microphone and it sounded awful. I don't think I ever
knew how bad."
Carlone's band was run by three
brothers, and Perry was treated as the fourth Carlone. After a show,
they'd pay off the band, then do a four-way split. Perry felt so
much a part of the outfit that he didn't even respond to a wire from
the self-styled 'King of Jazz,' Paul Whitman, offering him a job.
Carlone tried to persuade him to leave, but Perry was adamant that
he wanted to stay, and, when an offer came from Ted Weems in 1935,
Carlone had to push him out the door. Weems had heard Perry at a casino in Warren,
Ohio, and wired him. "Ted was the same kind of man as Freddie,"
said
Perry. "Gentle. A gentleman. I was doing well, sending money home to
my dad, ten dollars, twelve dollars. Roselle came with me on the
road. We had an old Packard, we'd load it up, put a mattress in
there for my son Ronnie who was just a few months old, and we'd hit
the road. California. Wherever."
Perry
was just one of several featured vocalists in the Weems outfit, and
was at a double disadvantage when it came to recording because Weems
recorded for Decca, and Perry sounded so close to Bing Crosby, who
also recorded for Decca, that the label balked at using him. On one
of his first sessions, Dave Kapp, the brother of Decca president Jack Kapp, said
to Weems, "Why are you letting him sing? Hell, we got one Crosby."
Perry didn't hear this, but he saw the confusion, and an engineer
told him later. "It was like someone was stabbing me," he said.
"Here I was trying to get on record."
Perry was happy with Weems, but
the constant touring irked him and when the band broke up
after Weems' enlistment in December 1942, Perry decided he'd had
enough. Over Roselle's objections, he went back to Canonsburg to
pick up where he'd left off. He said he came to his decision during
a show date in New Orleans. "We were playing the Roosevelt Grill,"
he said, "and I noticed a little boy about eight. He was the son of
one of the musicians in the band. I looked at this kid, sitting
there among the strangers, lonely and restless, and I said to
Roselle, 'Is this what's going to happen to Ronnie?' There and then
I decided to quit." It was 1942, one of those moments when all the
cards are in the air. War had started and the big bands were
dissolving because of the draft and gas rationing. Former star
vocalists, like Sinatra, Peggy Lee, and Dick Haymes, were testing
the waters on their own. Then the Musicians Union threw a curve into
everyone's plans with a recording ban.
Booking
agent Tommy Rockwell called Perry as soon as he heard he'd gone back
to Canonsburg. The story goes that Perry was on the verge of signing
a lease on a barbershop when he got Rockwell's wire. "He was the top
agent," said Perry, "I'd have been a fool not to go with him."
Recognizing that Perry hated the road, Rockwell mapped out an
alternative strategy. He put him in some New York nightclubs, and
landed a show on CBS radio at 4:30PM. It looked like a downwardly
mobile move, from $700 a week in the clubs to around $75, but
Rockwell gave Perry a little stash of money to draw on, and told him
to keep the faith. When Perry returned to the clubs, Rockwell got
him into the Copacabana where his two-week stint was extended to
thirteen. By the time Perry began at the Paramount, he was getting
the screams and squeals reserved for Sinatra, and drawing lines
around the block. Perry Como -- Teenage Idol! Perry shrugged and
winced at the memory. Even at the time, he was dismissive. "It's
just a trend," he said in 1945. "Press agents have planted (the
screaming) in the kids' heads."
Rockwell talked to RCA Victor
Records, a company that needed a crooner to go head-to-head with
Crosby and Dick Haymes on Decca and Sinatra on Columbia. RCA
vice-president Manie Sacks signed Perry on June 17, 1943. Starting
in April 1944, Rockwell got Perry on NBC radio's Chesterfield Supper
Club. Perry did three nights a week and Jo Stafford did the other
two. Then came 'The Perry Como Show' on CBS radio. And then came
movies. "Oh, please, please," said Perry. "I get sick to my stomach
when I see them."
The
recording ban ended, but Perry's big hit remained elusive. During
the closing months of the war, he recorded a xenophobic jive number,
A-Hubba, Hubba, Hubba. In
March 1945 General Curtis LeMay had ordered the indiscriminate
firebombing of Tokyo that resulted in 100,000 deaths (and would have
resulted in LeMay being tried as a war criminal had the United
States lost the war). "A friend of mine in a B-29 dropped another
one for luck / As he flew away, I heard him say, 'Hubba, hubba,
hubba, yuk, yuk." A few verses on, Perry meets a buddy "in the know"
who assures him it's getting "mighty smoky over Toke-ee-oh." A
hundred thousand dead bodies will do that. Perry shrugged at the
mention of the song: wartime, you know.
Then
the hits started coming: Till the End of Time, Prisoner of Love, and so on. Even Perry
admitted that everything was looking swell. On December 24, 1948, 'The
Chesterfield Supper Club' moved to television. Perry did three
15-minute shows a week. Most of his contemporaries were ignoring
television in favor of movies, radio, and concerts, but he reduced a
complex equation to a blindingly simple one. "I don't want to sound
like Methuselah," he said, "but people had just started buying
television sets. They'd tune in, and if they liked you, they kept
tuning in." Perry didn't shout at people while they were having
their supper. He quietly charmed them, and by the time the '50s
dawned, he no longer needed to do personal appearances. Record sales
went up and down, but for three decades Perry seemed able to pull
himself out of a slump. He was the last to take the credit for this,
acknowledging that most of his biggest hits were songs he did not
want to do. "Every piece of crap I hated became a really big hit,"
he said. "I'd tell the A&R (artists and repertoire) man, 'I can't
sing that garbage,' and he'd say, 'Just do one take -- one take for
me.' I'd say, 'I'm gonna get ill if I do two.'"
Don't Let the Stars Get In Your
Eyes was Perry's biggest record from the early '50s. Originally a
hillbilly record by a Texas deejay named Slim Willet, it was so
wretchedly sloppy and off-key that no one could see its potential.
Willet was forced to issue it on his own label, and, after plugging
it himself, it became a regional breakout in Texas. Very quickly,
there were half-a-dozen country versions, and then Steve Sholes, the
head of RCA's country division, brought it to Perry's attention. Pop
covers of country songs were doing well (Tony Bennett's Cold, Cold
Heart and Patti Page's Tennessee Waltz, to name two), but Perry
hated Don't Let the Stars. It was out-of-meter and it wasn't his
type of song. But just a few weeks before the session, RCA had lured
him out of the television studio long enough to do a tour of
distributors. He'd been told how the jukebox operators came in,
listened to the first few bars of a record, and decided whether or
not to stock it. The distributors were looking for songs with short,
loud introductions and snappy tempos. Traditionally, Perry had
always favored the exact opposite, but now it was time to rethink.
Arranger Mitch Ayres set Don't Let the Stars . . . to a brisk Latin
rhythm, and kicked it off with a loud, brassy intro. The session got
off to a bad start when Perry came in, looked up into the control
room and saw Dave Kapp, the man who had refused to record him when
he was with Ted Weems. "I walked in, and I said to the engineer,
'What's he doing here?' The engineer said, 'He's with RCA now. He's
the A&R man.' I got on the microphone so everyone could hear. I
said, 'Hi Dave, get the Hell out of there. Get that son-of-a-bitch
out of there.' I had him put out. I told him why and he said he was
just kidding back then." Perry's version of Don't Let the Stars Get
In Your Eyes was a terrific record. The engineers took the vocal and
the forty-piece orchestra, mixing them down on-the-fly to
single-track tape. An incredible achievement in itself. The sound
leaped out of the grooves, and the record streaked to #1. By June
1953 it had sold one-and-a-half million copies, just in time for
Perry's tenth anniversary with RCA. As a token of gratitude for 35
million sales, RCA built a pressing plant in Canonsburg.
Then
the rules began to change. Perry was studiedly diplomatic when it
came to rock 'n' roll. Someone else's negative comment might elicit
a knowing nod from him. Maybe he'd grimace, shrug, or make a vaguely
disparaging sound, but he knew that every generation had to have its
own music. "Play
'Stardust' or 'Till the End of Time' to the kids," he told
'Saturday
Evening Post' in 1960, "and it doesn't mean a thing. It's strictly
for Spanish-American War veterans. I can imagine that twenty years
from now when somebody sings 'Hound Dog', it'll make some guy in his
late thirties recall some beautiful nostalgic moment. When I hear
'Hound Dog' I have to vomit a little . . . but in 1970 or 1975 it
will probably be an ancient classic." Perry Como: prophet of the
reissue record business.
Perry
also knew that too much was happening too quickly to rock 'n' roll's
first stars. They didn't have the grounding in the business, much
less in music. When he worked Vegas in the '70s, he saw the toll it
had taken on Elvis Presley. Elvis would come to Perry's dressing
room. "He'd sit there
by the hour and never say a word," said Perry. "Just sit there. I'd
say, 'How's it going Elvis?" He'd mumble something, 'Fine, Perry,
fine, fine.' I wondered why he came down." Perry knew something
strange was going on, but never really wanted to know what it was.
The closest Perry came to rocking was at a July 1957 session when he
did Just Born to Be Your Baby (co-written by black songwriter Luther
Dixon who later masterminded the Shirelles' success), and Dancin' by
rock 'n' roll's premier songwriters, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller.
For
Perry, rock 'n' roll compounded his problems. In September 1955,
he'd moved from CBS to NBC, and his new hour-long Saturday night
show was pitted against ratings king Jackie Gleason. At the time,
Perry downplayed the contest saying that those who wanted musical
variety would watch Perry Como, but it was a rivalry both intense
and awkward because Gleason was a neighbor and a friend. "Sunday morning the phone would
ring," said Perry, "and I'd say, 'That's Jackie.' I'd pick it up and
he'd say, 'Old silver throat, I knocked your ass off last night.'
Another night, we'd get a point ahead of him in the ratings and I'd
phone him and say, 'Hey big ass, last night we knocked your ass
off,' and he'd hang up on me." Perry's mother-in-law, who didn't
understand English, loved Gleason. She called him "Jackie Glissi."
Knowing how much it would mean to her, Perry phoned Gleason and
asked him to put in an appearance at the Como house while his
mother-in-law was there. "I was worried he was gonna turn up stark
naked with a lampshade on his head," he said, "but she was sitting
in the kitchen at nine o'clock one morning, and Jackie knocked and
walked in. 'Well hello there Mrs. Belline . . .' I swear, she
thought she was dreaming. Here was Jackie Glissi. He prattled on,
danced around the table with her. Finally, he said, 'Well, Mrs.
Belline, I have to get the Hell out of here. I have to work a show
opposite this old muthafucker here.' She didn't know what the hell
he was saying. I called him later, I said, 'Anything you want, you
got it. In fact, I'll even do one of your shows so the ratings will
be better.'"
One
difference between Como and Gleason was that Gleason pre-taped while
Perry still went out live. Perry thought that going live gave his
show the spontaneous edge that variety needed, but it had its
pitfalls, too. He remembered one
show with Esther Williams that , over the course of an hour, went
from damage control to disaster. As soon as she appeared, she tore
off the piece of lace designed to camouflage her cleavage. Then the
lighting crew messed up, and the audience laughed hysterically
through the romantic number. At the end, Esther was in a pool
on the set, so Perry just said "Goodnight folks," and jumped in
fully clothed. Another time, Julie London insisted on wearing a very
low-cut dress. Perry's producer tried to talk her out of wearing it,
and Perry walked into rehearsal to hear her screaming, "Goddamn, if
he wants boys why doesn't he get boys." Perry tried to calm things
down, but, as he said, "It's tough telling people to change their
act. They knew what they were selling. People would call me Father
Como, but we weren't playing Holier than Thou, we just knew our
audience. We didn't try to offend, we just tried to entertain."
Perry finally bested Gleason in
the ratings, as he would later best Sinatra on ABC. His success led
rival production companies to assume that any personable singer
could fly in the ratings, but Perry's show was the only musical
variety show to consistently place in the top five. Like him or not,
Perry Como was woven into the fabric of life. The only shows to
outdraw him were 'I Love Lucy' and 'Gunsmoke.' It all seemed so
informal that journalists were astonished to learn that the show
actually took the best part of a week to assemble and rehearse. It
aired on Saturday night, and at eight o'clock on Monday morning the
production team met to begin planning the next one. Perry never
minded the pace, because he loved what he was doing. Recording
sessions were sandwiched between television commitments. The choice
of material was left to RCA's A&R staff, and, much as he detested
their picks, the fact remained that while his peers from the '40s
and early '50s were swept aside, he hung onto his core audience and
still got Top 40 airplay. Songs like Tina Marie, Juke Box Baby, Hot Diggity, and Round and Round hinted broadly enough at rock 'n' roll
to get played, but never so broadly as to alienate the long-time
fans. It was a skilled tightrope act.
"I
owe television everything,"
said Perry. "It sold records, sold everything." He used television
to test-market songs.
Round and Round was previewed on the show and the response persuaded
him to cut it, despite the fact that he (of course) hated it. In
April 1957, it hit #1, and stayed 29 weeks on the charts. Hot
Diggity made Perry wince too, but he sung it on the show, and the
crowd seemed to like it. If he checked 'Billboard' on May 5, 1956,
he would have found that it had joined Elvis Presley's Heartbreak
Hotel in the top slot. Perry also has the distinction of having the
first certified gold by the Recording Industry of America. Until
1958, published sales figures had been highly unreliable, but,
starting that year, the RIAA tried to verify and audit record
company claims, and the prestigious Gold Record was awarded for
actual sales of one million copies. The first of four records
certified gold in 1958 was Catch a Falling Star / Magic Moments.
The Latter, incidentally, was an early entry from Hal David and Burt
Bacharach.
Magazine
writers were assigned to penetrate the Como enigma. Was he really
that mellow? Was he really that nice? Was he really the God-fearing
and family-loving man he seemed? It didn't make very good copy, but
the writers usually came away believing that Perry Como was
more-or-less as he appeared. No one could keep up a front that long.
The only criticism that seemed to hurt was that of laziness. Perry
had never known a lazy person work so hard. "I'd like one of
those writers to follow me around for six months," he said.
"They'd start panting quick." But, try as he might, he couldn't
lick the illusion that he spent an hour a week on his television
show, cut a record in five minutes, then headed for the golf course.
No journalists were invited back to his house on Long Island to meet
Roselle and the family, and he remained one of the few show business
personalities to refuse an interview on Edward R. Morrow's
'Person-to-Person.'
In
the Fall of '59 Kraft Foods took over the sponsorship of Perry's
show. In an unprecedented deal, Perry's production company, Roncom
(for Ronnie Como, his son), produced the show for Kraft, which in
turn sponsored it on NBC. Roncom was paid the unprecedented sum of
$25 million for two years. Out of that, Perry had to meet all
expenses. Even the casual asides scripted by ex-Milton Berle gag
writer Goodman Ace cost him $11,500 a week. attracting around 45
million viewers in North America at its peak. Then in 1963, as the
ratings sagged a little, Perry gave up weekly television in favor of
specials . . . first eight a year, then six. By the time he
quit the weekly schedules, he had become part of the family.
"Television will do that," he said. "You can't consciously
go out and try to build that sort of thing. We tried to bring on
guests that people wanted to see, and we could tell from the letters
what we meant to people. I've still got some of the letters."
Perry truly loved his audience. He didn't talk down to them. He was
a good neighbor who dropped in once a week and didn't overstay
his welcome. Quitting in '63 was a good move. Perry was inextricably
bound to the '50s, and if you reckon that the '50s really ended
around 1964, then 1963 was the time to go. Six months after he did
his weekly show, the Beatles arrived. The turbulence of the
mid-to-late '60s was on the horizon, and the '50s' quiet, buoyant
optimism, which seemed to find its embodiment in Perry Como, forever
disappeared.
The
six years with Ted Weems had cured Perry of any desire to tour, and
he'd steadfastly refused all offers for concert appearances, even
Vegas, since 1950. He had never been overseas, with the exception of
a twenty-fifth wedding anniversary trip to Italy with his wife,
which included an audience with Pope Pius XII. So he toured again.
The changes ran deeper: he gave up the novelty songs that had gone
over so well for so many years. The last big novelty hit was
Delaware, and we leave the Perry Como story soon thereafter. Around
the time the TV show ended, Perry also parted company from Mitchell
Ayres who arranged many of these recordings and worked on Perry's TV
show almost from its inception. In 1969, Ayres was killed in a
traffic accident in Las Vegas.
Perry
charted records in the 1940s, '50s, '60s, and '70s. Perhaps the key
to his success was his small-town-ness. Even his face was that of a
man who had long ago come to terms with himself. "Some people like
dogs," Perry said. "I like people." His audience instinctively knew
that, and reciprocated. "I never wanted to give the people the
impression that I was above them," he said. "People would come up to
me like I was a friend, and then they'd realize at the last
minute they'd never met me." He applied the same philosophy to his
music. On the early records, he hit the neo-operatic notes, but they
soon disappeared, not because he couldn't hit them anymore, but
because he stopped singing at people and started singing to them.
The goofy singles underscored the fact that he didn't take himself
too seriously. He didn't become greedy and demand a share of the
music publishing or insist that songs be drawn from his publishing
companies. While Elvis was nodding out in the corner of Perry's
dressing room, he might have asked Perry about that. There are still
plenty of lessons to be learned from Perry Como.
Toward
the end, Perry's memory wasn't so good. If you could supply names,
he'd keep the story going; if not, he'd shrug and fall quiet. It
was, he kept saying, a long time ago. And it was. Asked about life
with Roselle at home in Jupiter, Florida, he said, "We stare. We
stare a lot. At one another, at the ocean. At space. At night when
we sit on the sofa, she stares at me. I stare at her." Roselle
died in August 1998, just weeks after their sixty-fifth anniversary.
Perry sat alone on the sofa until May 2001.
Colin Escott Nashville,
December 2005
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